(via aco)
If the Germans try to eat Paul the Octopus for being right, this is what will happen.
Don’t be a hater. Clairvoyance is just how Paul rolls.
Warning: Bad puns and euphemisms incoming
Porn Star Promises BJs If Netherlands Wins World Cup [PIC] (via BuzzFeed)
I bet she only said that because she thinks Germany will win - but won’t there be bukkake on her face if she’s wrong!
It’s probably a stunt for her new AV “World Cup and Balls”, though I’m not sure how many people are into watching balls entering her goals.
In any case, these t-shirts will probably feature a bit during goal (and re-goal, and re-re-goal) celebrations:
And if they get Lampard in, at least he won’t need tech to confirm that he scored:
Though they probably won’t need Paul the octopus to tell us who finishes:
but [insert pun and euphemism relating to tentacles].
Okay. I’ve run out of punning steam now.
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![This Pretty Much Guarantees Germany’s Victory [PIC]
It might be statistical rubbish, but this does seem to be the likely outcome.](http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l52rapE05L1qz86zko1_500.jpg)
This Pretty Much Guarantees Germany’s Victory [PIC]
It might be statistical rubbish, but this does seem to be the likely outcome.
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Rumour has it some of the 1966 team were sent to labour camps when they lost…
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(via SBS World News Australia)
An octopus named Paul has become famous for correctly predicting the winner of several World Cup matches.
He has also tipped Germany to beat England in Sunday’s match.
(And doesn’t he look smug about it too)
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(via tofu)
Based on how Kawashima Eiji stops goals and catches the ball, I think he must have a cat spirit. And if that spirit was embodied in an actual cat, I think this would be it.
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"Dear World Cup, we have sacrificed our leader. Now we demand the victory promised to us by the gods!"
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Beck - Facebook
You know how the wish thing works, you have to be more specific. For all you know TPTB thought we just meant “Oh gods, please let us finish with 11 on the field.”.
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