Replace camera phone with pop tart — get a Self Pop Tart.
See people look reflectively, adoringly or lustily at their pop tarts.
Replace camera phone with pop tart — get a Self Pop Tart.
See people look reflectively, adoringly or lustily at their pop tarts.
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Sucker for the cat ears.
Anime Thereaslighton looks more sassy than real Theresalighton, but close enough.
inky:
‘REBLOG WITH YOUR ANIMU SELF’ (Anime Face Maker 2 by gen8)
damn, I am one fly bitch.
I feel like a silly child for doing this, but I love these stupid avatar-makers.
Anime inky zones out to Boris.
(Source: missamerikka, via theresalighton)
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Brazilians play a joke on the planet, and wins. Judging from the Wiki detail, they went above and beyond to keep the ball rolling. Hysterical!
Well played Brazil!
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I just had to explain what an Internet meme was to a (younger) friend/colleague. I feel hollow. What happened to my plans to be a well-read, slightly pretentious intellectual? I think they disappeared when I discovered LOLcats and Charlie the Unicorn. Oops.
Yes… The other day I was out with my family and excused myself to attend another engagement with “I has to go”. My sister asked me if I was trying to speak like Gollem, and I told them ‘no’, then tried to explain LOLcats.
When I had finished my brother simply asked “What is wrong with you?”.
And suddenly, all my efforts at advocating correct spelling and English grammar seemed worthless…
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(idea via theresalighton via myidentity)
Not bad… Suitably diverse.
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I was an energetic male born somewhere in modern Poland in the year 1075.I was a male medic, surgeon, or herbalist with a very scientific mindset born in 1850 somewhere in modern North India.
I was apparently a female Canadian born in the 1200s with “a magician’s abilities, [I] could have been a servant of dark forces.” Sounds about right.
hilarity: I was male in my last earthly incarnation. I was born somewhere in the territory of modern Borneo around the year 825. My profession was that of a handicraftsman or mechanic.
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Hungary around the year 1775. Your profession was that of a leader, major or captain.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main lesson is to develop magnanimity and a feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to take only as much, as you can give back.
Funnily enough, I was born in the territory of modern Borneo the century just past. But this past life psychological profile certainly sounds like my current life.
PS. HAH! I was the boss of (some of) you!
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Basil Soda Haute Couture S/S 2011
I woke up to Balloons and an awesome cake my dad made along with my brothers, sister, and mom...
We’re really good friends now! I had this ginormous school girl crush on him for the longest and...
Getting a great, non-blurry close-up camera phone pic of your favorite monkey at the zoo: hard.
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