World of Warcraft TV Commercial: Aubrey Plaza - Birthday Gift (by WorldofWarcraft) (via brain-food)
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Without the corgi, he’d just look like an ass with a monocle. But the corgi (and it’s amazing expression) balances this photo out completely.](http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt7xv8h4dD1qz86zko1_500.jpg)
(via Awesome Senior Portrait [PIC])
Without the corgi, he’d just look like an ass with a monocle. But the corgi (and it’s amazing expression) balances this photo out completely.
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HAVE YOU SEEN THESE FLOWERS? THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM! AND THEY’RE BEUTERFUL. BOOTIFALL. THEY’RE REALLY PRETTY.
I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE, YOU BELLIGERENT DRUNK SHITHEAD, IF YOU DO NOT TURN AROUND AND AT LEAST TRY TO HELP ME GET YOU BACK TO THE HOTEL.
YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND. I LOVE FLOWERS AND TEQUILA AND THE WAY YOUR BACK SMELLS.
I’M GOING TO BURY YOU, AND THEN YOU CAN BECOME FLOWERS.
I WOULD BE PRETTY YELLOW ONES.
… I HATE SO MUCH YOU RIGHT NOW.
(via thisfeliciaday)
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(via Ben G+, MCACtv’s Channel - YouTube)
The male equivalent of the Rethink Breast Cancer ad.
Good ad, but how many guys would have reeled back and stopped paying attention after the big reveal? Lads, did you think this was an effective Male Cancer Awareness ad?
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Rethink Breast Cancer presents: Your Man Reminder (by rethinkbreastcancer1)
Hilarious and educational.
But a couple of those guys look like jail-bait. Can we get a Jon Hamm or an Alex O’Loughlin option?
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(via How Not To Hit On An Asian Girl [VIDEO])
Hilarity, because I can imagine this happening.
However, growing up in Perth in the 90s, the only such comments I had growing up were witticisms such as “Go back to China, you chink.”.
In the 00s, when people had developed a bit, this was nicely balanced by older, slightly overweight western otaku with no sense of personal space or hygiene, mistaking me for Japanese and talking to me as though I don’t speak English.
Best exchange I’ve ever had:
Otaku: You speak English really well!
Me: I should hope so. I’ve only lived here since I was five, and completed my primary, secondary and tertiary education here.
Otaku: Oh. You’re local then.
Me: Yes.
The speed at which he fled to find a more ‘foreign’ Asian was almost insulting. That is, if he wasn’t old, fat, unkempt and stinky.
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Re: Animal rights group PETA to launch pornography website - Telegraph
Re: Animal rights group PETA to launch pornography website - Telegraph
I don’t know about the dead horses. I think this thread still has a decent bit of mileage left.
Absolutely. There haven’t been any pussy jokes yet.
Yes, there were. See the original post description above the link.
Nevertheless, there is still a whole menagerie of euphemisms yet to be tapped, in more ways than one.
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Re: Animal rights group PETA to launch pornography website - Telegraph
I don’t know about the dead horses. I think this thread still has a decent bit of mileage left.
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Oh text-based games, how I fondly remember you. Though, thankfully without the Phallus-Beasts of Zorklon.
I put on my robe and wizards’ hat.
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