There’s a TV promo for Greatest Cities Of The World With Griff Rhys Jones: Sydney. In it, you hear Mr Jones say that they don’t serve pints in Australia because the volume is too great to drink at a leisurely pace before it warms (or something to that effect).
Um… yes they do serve pints here. If you’re concerned about your beer getting warm, just drink it faster and fetch another one. Who told him Australia doesn’t serve pints?
Perhaps some larrikin was having a lend of him. It’s like that time that Singaporean student we found on ytalk was convinced we rode kangaroos to school and that Crocodile Dundee lived next door to everyone with his own personal mangrove swamp populated with regularly wrestled crocodiles…
Tuesday July 13, 2010 @ 1933
Thursday July 08, 2010 @ 1605
Porn Star Promises BJs If Netherlands Wins World Cup [PIC] (via BuzzFeed)
I bet she only said that because she thinks Germany will win - but won’t there be bukkake on her face if she’s wrong!
It’s probably a stunt for her new AV “World Cup and Balls”, though I’m not sure how many people are into watching balls entering her goals.
In any case, these t-shirts will probably feature a bit during goal (and re-goal, and re-re-goal) celebrations:
And if they get Lampard in, at least he won’t need tech to confirm that he scored:
Though they probably won’t need Paul the octopus to tell us who finishes:
but [insert pun and euphemism relating to tentacles].
Okay. I’ve run out of punning steam now.
Wednesday July 07, 2010 @ 1214
Monday July 05, 2010 @ 1615
Wednesday June 30, 2010 @ 1056
Monday June 28, 2010 @ 2309
Monday June 28, 2010 @ 1644
browncoats:
metonymic:
The Jayne Austen Book & Gun Club - Pride and Extreme Prejudice.
WHAT IS THIS CLUB AND HOW CAN I JOIN IT
(via “stellans” on the bpal.org forums!)
uhmmm…
Friday June 25, 2010 @ 1321
Friday June 25, 2010 @ 1055
"Dear World Cup, we have sacrificed our leader. Now we demand the victory promised to us by the gods!"
—
Beck - Facebook
You know how the wish thing works, you have to be more specific. For all you know TPTB thought we just meant “Oh gods, please let us finish with 11 on the field.”.
Thursday June 24, 2010 @ 1117
![This Pretty Much Guarantees Germany’s Victory [PIC]
It might be statistical rubbish, but this does seem to be the likely outcome.](http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l52rapE05L1qz86zko1_500.jpg)
