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March 15th
March 13th
Little Fire fighter
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. ‘That sure is a nice fire truck,’ the firefighter said with admiration.
Thanks,’ the girl replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer… the girl had tied the wagon to her dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
‘Little partner,’ the firefighter said, ‘I don’t want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.’
The little girl replied thoughtfully, ‘You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.’
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March 11th
It seems ‘television’ is also wrong because ‘tele-’ is a Greek prefix and ‘vision’ has Latin roots. ‘Telescope’ is the correct word derived from Greek, but was already in use for another purpose. And I can’t quite work out what the completely Latin derived word would be, ‘Transvision’? I haven’t touched Latin since year 7… Anyone else have a suggestion? :)
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March 9th
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I received a letter from a 10-year-old this morning. He wrote, “Dear Mr Watterson, I have been reading Calvin and Hobbes for a long time, and I’d like to know a few things. First, do you like the drawing of Calvin and Hobbes I did at the bottom of the page? Are you married, and do you have any kids? Have you ever been convicted of a felony?”
What interested me about this last question was that he didn’t ask if I’d been apprehended or arrested, but if I’d been convicted. Maybe a lot of cartoonists get off on technicalities, I don’t know. It also interests me that he naturally assumed I wasn’t trifling with misdemeanors, but had gone straight to aggravated assaults and car thefts.
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March 8th
Ahaha.. =P
These are becoming something of a habit…
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March 2nd
iMaxi: Protect Your Apple iPad | Apartment Therapy Unplggd
It was going to happen.
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February 25th
February 24th
I foolishly told her she’d never be able to understand what it’s like to be a man.
“Sure I will. Next time we have sex when I’m finished I’ll spray you in the face with a seltzer bottle.”
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February 19th
Death of the Pixar Lamp (via BuzzFeed)
This is terrible, and yet… poignant? Can that word be used to describe something found on CollegeHumor? Okay, I’ll have to find another word.
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