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disoriented:

Star Wars snowflakes on my lead’s office window.

disoriented:

Star Wars snowflakes on my lead’s office window.

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World of Warcraft TV Commercial: Aubrey Plaza - Birthday Gift (by WorldofWarcraft) (via brain-food)

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(via xkcd: Wisdom of the Ancients)
It’s like you know me!

(via xkcd: Wisdom of the Ancients)

It’s like you know me!

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Oh text-based games, how I fondly remember you. Though, thankfully without the Phallus-Beasts of Zorklon.

I put on my robe and wizards’ hat.

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Full of <3.

This isn’t strictly specific to PHP though, can apply to many programming languages.

would_you_mind {
    // Code here
} actually_i_do_mind (Exception £e) {
    // Politely move on
    cheerio('Message');
}

(Source: news.ycombinator.com, via david)

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(via A funny virus outbreak in the Microbiology lab | Naked Security)
A microbiology lab in the &#8216;flu season with a sense of humour. Click through to see a close-up of the bottom right panel.

(via A funny virus outbreak in the Microbiology lab | Naked Security)

A microbiology lab in the ‘flu season with a sense of humour. Click through to see a close-up of the bottom right panel.

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peteinakl:

Physics LOL bumpersticker. 
#scienceissexy

peteinakl:

Physics LOL bumpersticker. 

#scienceissexy

(via rhodeskc)

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This was me for many years.  Add to it 5am wake-ups because &#8220;the internet is broken&#8221;[1].
Then I moved out of home.  The 5am wake-ups ceased because mum started to learn to depend on the tech support that comes with her internet account, since you know, it&#8217;s their job.
Then I bought a Mac.  Within a year I had completely forgotten how to do anything network or configuration related on Windows XP or Office XP.
Since then, mum upgraded to Office 2003 and has gotten a new laptop that runs Vista.  Buggered if I know how to drive either of those. Mum has learned to Google things herself[2].
The only hiccup was the time I sent her a link with reliable instructions on a site which happened to have a banner ad at the top that said &#8220;click here to install [questionable virus scanner]&#8221;.  I&#8217;d learned to tune out banner ads, especially ones which look like fake Windows pop-ups.  Unfortunately, mum had not.  That one resulted in a &#8220;OK, I&#8217;ll be over.&#8221;[3]

[1] Imagine me leaping out of bed in a panic when mum bursts into my room making me think she&#8217;s waking me up because I&#8217;m late for school/uni/work.
[2] Except chain-letters and stupid topical hoaxes. She cc&#8217;s her entire contact list including me with a note saying &#8220;beware&#8221; etc etc. Then when I send her the hoax confirmation and tell her to Google the contents to check if it&#8217;s a hoax before sending them to her friends and family, she tells me that that&#8217;s why she included me in the cc. -_-
[3] I do love my mummy. But sometimes she can be a little &#8216;omgwtfbbq&#8217;.

This was me for many years.  Add to it 5am wake-ups because “the internet is broken”[1].

Then I moved out of home.  The 5am wake-ups ceased because mum started to learn to depend on the tech support that comes with her internet account, since you know, it’s their job.

Then I bought a Mac.  Within a year I had completely forgotten how to do anything network or configuration related on Windows XP or Office XP.

Since then, mum upgraded to Office 2003 and has gotten a new laptop that runs Vista.  Buggered if I know how to drive either of those. Mum has learned to Google things herself[2].

The only hiccup was the time I sent her a link with reliable instructions on a site which happened to have a banner ad at the top that said “click here to install [questionable virus scanner]”.  I’d learned to tune out banner ads, especially ones which look like fake Windows pop-ups.  Unfortunately, mum had not.  That one resulted in a “OK, I’ll be over.”[3]


[1] Imagine me leaping out of bed in a panic when mum bursts into my room making me think she’s waking me up because I’m late for school/uni/work.

[2] Except chain-letters and stupid topical hoaxes. She cc’s her entire contact list including me with a note saying “beware” etc etc. Then when I send her the hoax confirmation and tell her to Google the contents to check if it’s a hoax before sending them to her friends and family, she tells me that that’s why she included me in the cc. -_-

[3] I do love my mummy. But sometimes she can be a little ‘omgwtfbbq’.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via piasicle)

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I still have issues with motion sickness when I play FPS (still haven&#8217;t completely resolved that with the camera angle config tweak for Portal) so I have never finished the game.
But I really want this egg cup.

I still have issues with motion sickness when I play FPS (still haven’t completely resolved that with the camera angle config tweak for Portal) so I have never finished the game.

But I really want this egg cup.

(Source: onionsdigest, via chipschipschips)

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(via IDEA*IDEA)
&#8220;This printer is now named Bob Marley because it is always &#8216;Jamming&#8217;&#8221;.

(via IDEA*IDEA)

“This printer is now named Bob Marley because it is always ‘Jamming’”.

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