One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
ZING.
(Source: leemrsmn, via theresalighton)
Wednesday March 09, 2011 @ 0930
Monday July 13, 2009 @ 1848
(via 147xxxx) (via bullshit)
Sentence completion inspired by Eddie Izzard-esque stylings: J’aime beaucoup le Président, le Président noir et très fort, très chaud. Avec une cuillère dedans.
Er… wait…
Thursday June 18, 2009 @ 0925
Thursday June 04, 2009 @ 0003
Tuesday February 03, 2009 @ 2008
I just like reading articles that tell me things about Obama as a person… He’s just very interesting.
Friday January 30, 2009 @ 0834
The administration move in to find their new home a little technologically lacking. Old computers, old software, few laptops, mobile phones disconnected.
But at least they’re improvising well!
Friday January 23, 2009 @ 0905
Obama action figure, with real light saber!
Thursday January 22, 2009 @ 1701
Obama takes his first flight on Air Force One.
He orders a cheeseburger. :P
Wednesday January 21, 2009 @ 1827
Fox News censors accidentally let one slip. Someone managed to get the message “Let’s hope the magic negro does a good job” onto the ticker on New Year’s Eve. gjwd
Saturday January 03, 2009 @ 2344
