Warning: Bad puns and euphemisms incoming
Porn Star Promises BJs If Netherlands Wins World Cup [PIC] (via BuzzFeed)
I bet she only said that because she thinks Germany will win - but won’t there be bukkake on her face if she’s wrong!
It’s probably a stunt for her new AV “World Cup and Balls”, though I’m not sure how many people are into watching balls entering her goals.
In any case, these t-shirts will probably feature a bit during goal (and re-goal, and re-re-goal) celebrations:
And if they get Lampard in, at least he won’t need tech to confirm that he scored:
Though they probably won’t need Paul the octopus to tell us who finishes:
but [insert pun and euphemism relating to tentacles].
Okay. I’ve run out of punning steam now.
