What does an Australian who bikes 30 mi on a fixie every morning and evening have for breakfast? 5 1/2 pint boxes of chocolate milk + 2 boxes of regular milk with cereal.
This is probably why I didn’t break any bones when I got doored in July.
Drink your milk kids.
I hate your half-caste ass for not inheriting the lactose intolerance gene.
*goes to take calcium supplements*
Although I’ll still suffer through it for Dutch Lady chocolate milk.
