A man in the UK heard someone trying to steal his car from his driveway in the middle of the night. Not thinking, he ran outside and sat in the passenger seat and asked the thief “all right mate, where are we going then?”.
Only, the man was also naked.
The thief turns to see a large, naked 50yo man sitting next to him, freaks out and then scarpers.
So a lesson to all large, mature gentlemen: If your car is being stolen, you probably have a good chance of stopping the crime if you strip down to your altogethers and hop into the car.
Caveat: This theory has been based on a statistical sample of 1, and will probably only work if your thief is not also large (optional) and naked.
