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Flying Chinese Pirates

  • [myself, Eric, my sister and her boyfriend were having dinner, talking about pirates]
  • Sister: But you can't have Chinese pirates.
  • Sister's Boyfriend: Because they can't say it.
  • Sister: Alllllll!
  • Me: Chinese pirates fly planes.
  • Sister: What?
  • Me: They fly planes.
  • Sister: I don't get it.
  • Me: They're -pilates-.
  • Sister's Boyfriend and Eric: *facepalm*
  • Sister: I don't understand...
  • Me: How could you not understand? You of all people with the puns.
  • Sister: ...
  • Me: Pi-lates. They can't say the 'r'. You know. Pilots fly planes.
  • Sister: ... [look of dawning comprehension]
  • Sister: OH MY GOD. That is so clever. That's amazing! Chinese pirates fly planes. [starts giggling]
  • Rest of us: No idea how you didn't get this earlier.
  • Sister: [giggling to herself] Chinese pirates fly planes. [more giggles]
  • [Sister starts repeating that over and over, chuckling to herself]
  • Sister: I'm going to use that this week!
  • Sister's Boyfriend: Oh no...
  • Me: I think it's time to go home...
  • Eric (to Sister's Boyfriend): I'm sorry.
  • Me: Really sorry.
  • [All the way back to the car...]
  • Sister: Heeheehee. Chinese pirates fly planes.

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